Roommates From Hell...

The Animal
  • Marks territory with encrusted bowls of macaroni and cheese
  • Unaccustomed to highly evolved skills like doing laundry
  • Constructs beer can pyramid on windowsill

The Anal Retentive
  • Arranges bookshelf in Dewey Decimal system
  • Reorganizes toilet paper roll so it pulls from under, not over
  • Owns coasters

The Psycho Freak
  • Rarely emerges from bedroom
  • Exhibits multiple personalities
  • Uses your shampoo

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