Entry-Level Life: A Complete Guide to Masquerading as a Member of the Real World (Bantam, 1994)

Sure, college equips you with vast knowledge of iambic pentameter, plate tectonics, and Pygmy tribal rituals. But do you know how to fake a rèsumè? Can you get a copy machine to sort, stack, and staple 3,000 pages for your violently insane boss? These are the real issues of the Real World and-surprise!-they don't teach them in college...