|The Little Miss and Mr. Me Me Me Parody Series|
Crown/Three Rivers Press
These hysterical parodies feature adorably damaged adults who’ll make you laugh (and cringe) in recognition.
The Little Miss and Mr. Me Me Me series. Little books with very BIG personalities.
|Dan Gets a Minivan: Life at the Intersection of Dude and Dad|
The least hip citizen of Brooklyn, Dan Zevin has a working wife, two small children, a mother who visits each week to “help,” and an obese Labrador mutt who prefers to be driven rather than walked. How he got to this point is a bit of a blur. There was a wedding, and then there was a puppy. A home was purchased in New England. A wife was promoted and transferred to New York. A town house. A new baby boy. A new baby girl. A stay-at-home dad was born. A prescription for Xanax was filled. Gray hairs appeared; gray hairs fell out. Six years passed in six seconds. And then came the minivan…
|The Day I Turned Uncool: Confessions of a Reluctant Grownup|
Sooner or later, each of us must face the day we develop a disturbing new interest in lawn care; the day we order sauvignon blanc instead of Rolling Rock; the day we refuse to see any concert where we cannot sit down. Sooner or later, each of us must face the day we turn uncool…
|The Nearly-wed Handbook: How to Survive the Happiest Day of Your Life|
Together you’ve entered a strange new world of deranged caterers, militant photographers, and prima donna florists. You find yourselves incapable of discussing anything non-nuptial, and you won’t rest until you’ve registered for those perfect pewter grape scissors. Are the two of you going nuts? Nope, you’re just planning a wedding…
|Entry-Level Life: A Complete Guide to Masquerading as a Member of the Real World|
Sure, college equips you with vast knowledge of iambic pentameter, plate tectonics, and Pygmy tribal rituals. But do you know how to fake a rèsumè? Can you get a copy machine to sort, stack, and staple 3,000 pages for your violently insane boss? These are the real issues of the Real World and-surprise!-they don’t teach them in college…